How to get rich online?
October 10, 2005I know everybody wants to be rich. Any idea how to get rich online?
So I did a search on Google, with the keyword “how to get rich online” (without the inverted commas), and this article came up 4th in the search result.
The title is…..Can You Get Rich at Home?
Read the article here: Link
Earn $2,900 a week driving your car!
Yes, we’ll pay you $2,900 a week and up simply for driving your car! All you need to do is sit in your car, drive it down the street, and run over any of the bastards who fleece people with get-rich-quick schemes! It’s easy: The more bastards you run over, the more money you make! Be your own boss, set your own hours, and earn $20 for every bastard you run over! If you run over 10 bastards…you get $200
If you run over 35 bastards…you get $700
If you run over 500 bastards…you get $10,000
It’s up to you how many bastards you run over. In these financially stressful times everybody is looking for a way to change their lives for the better. We can show you how simply by driving your car! This revolutionary new moneymaking strategy can be yours for $39.95. The demand for running over bastards is so great that we are unable to fulfill all the requests. That’s why we’re recruiting drivers in your area. Complete money-back guarantee after running over 25 bastards! Act fast. This offer won’t last long!And neither, I hope, will the bastards.
I really enjoyed reading it…(not because it’s published on Maxim, ok?) and I found out how to get rich online. I hope you readers do too. 
